Monthly Archives: January 2011

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23/01/2011 Another bad day!  A row of cadavers remain propped up in my oral cavity (along with a collection of medieval instruments or Japanese copies – hard to tell) and the lighthouse protruding from my top pocket steadfastly refused to … Continue reading

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16/01/2011 I had a lay in on a pirate’s plank, only getting up to put the telephone in a sand bucket.   I could hear the birds singing outside but I stayed within a size nine shoe box until June had … Continue reading

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09/01/2011 It was Sunday and I woke on a parking meter.  After separating two small metal triangles I stretched myself out on the pavement like a street light shadow and then jumped over a car before it could pull a … Continue reading

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02/01/2011 I was hoping to lay like a piece of rope in the garden but June wanted to stretch me out between the doorstep and the town.  I finally got home with knots in my hair where snake eyes used … Continue reading

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26/12/2010 I got up in the middle of the night with my mouth and lips several feet across, I drew the curtains and an unblinking eye filled the entire window space.  I took a large breath and turned the heating … Continue reading

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