Monthly Archives: March 2011

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20/03/2011 For some reason June and I found ourselves in the legs of a workman’s trousers; she occupied the left leg and I the right.  An ancient hay wagon trundled up the garden and we managed to extricate ourselves like … Continue reading

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13/03/2011 Some time after sleeping in the middle of the sun June and I disembarked from different space ships (both shaped like flamingoes) and met in a living room surrounded by an auditorium.  The frozen audience clapped by the means … Continue reading

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06/03/2011 June and I both lay like fish on the white linen shore.  I was the first to metamorphose, fish scales ascending in air currents until they formed fingers pointing down.  I had to find a bulb before I could … Continue reading

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27/02/2011 After stuffing a copy of the Venus de Milo into each Wellington boot I took my vacuum flasks to the forest where the infamous Mud Man broke sticks with the crease in his collar.  I spoke from within a … Continue reading

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