Monthly Archives: May 2011

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22/05/2011 I talked to the person with three green eyes before circumnavigating the globe in four and a half minutes.  June had, meanwhile, gone to stand on a hilltop and arrange clothes.  The stranger standing next to her siphoned off … Continue reading

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15/05/2011 I strutted about the bare earth of the garden as a peacock before dressing in the clothes of an Eighteenth Century highwayman and laying a lawn.  I spent all day outside, either next to a hole in the ground … Continue reading

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08/05/2011 June and I both descended the stairs using a rope and tackle; she then grabbed a duster and I grabbed a dictionary, after saying seventeen new words one after the other I interrogated a houseplant but it did not … Continue reading

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01/05/2011 After a breakfast of cardboard fairy food I took the small animal trail to the garden.  As unpronounceable words flew overhead in search of summer nesting sites I strung together a short sentence of my own and then read … Continue reading

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