Monthly Archives: August 2011

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21/08/2011 I started the day composed entirely of matchsticks (I didn’t count how many) but managed to walk the dog and light a Fifties Movie Star’s cigarette as she leant over a recently creosoted fence. After a breakfast of six … Continue reading

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14/08/2011 The winged mermaid dropped in very early; I had only just emerged from a bath in a watering can and was trying on a new pair of house sparrow earrings. We all followed an escaping apple from its tree … Continue reading

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07/08/2011 It was raining within the egg timer I had placed on the highest shelf in the house. I couldn’t wear my morris man suit so dusted my body in flour and sat in the oven; when I had reached … Continue reading

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31/07/2011 As June followed a piece of spaghetti up the story book hill I laid paving slabs round the perimeter of a giant footprint that appeared in the garden overnight. After painting a line around the imaginary body I covered … Continue reading

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24/07/2011 I had my breakfast in The Albert Hall playing my kitchen utensil orchestra to an audience of thousands; after this I walked the dog along The Great Wall of China. I finished off my cleaning of the art stables … Continue reading

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